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Amersham School

The Amersham school was once an all girls school (probably in favour of the Chally boys) which was then taken over by a snake called Mrs Jarret. Mrs Jarret will make children do things like take off their shoes during assembly, which is a bit of a red alert for anyone who has heard of what a foot fetish is. She also makes the younger students clear up all 100 or so chairs before they can enter next lesson.

Friend: "how is your new girlfriend?" You:"She is pulling a complete Amersham school on me and making me clean up everything."

Friend: "So what school are you thinking of if you are out of options?" You: "I'm gonna have to join Amersham school, If you see a picture of my feet on the internet you will know why."

by Thefastestfrickinthewest October 29, 2019