nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.

P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.

by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021

Nerd homework

A piece of pop/nerd culture media that has become more of a chore than a pleasure to consume.

Person 1: So, what do you think of the Harry potter series?
Person 2: I have been meaning to read the books but I never get round to it
Person 1: Yeah, I understand, it's nerd homework

by Johnathon Joesars August 7, 2021

Nerd

A person that you will probably be working for in the future(or someone really weird)

Gary: "Hey wassup nerd"
Ned: *hisses*
Gary: " AYOO you weird"

by Urmomsleftbunyun October 28, 2021

Nerd

The person you’ll work for in a few years.

Nate: Oh yeah, he’s a nerd.
Cary: You shouldn’t say that to your future boss.

by anonymous October 31, 2021

Nerd

Someone who likes people in suits

(1) Wow, they must really like people in suits, what a nerd!

by yeetyoinkers November 16, 2021

nerd

hehe nerd

u a nerd

by Bunkfuck November 16, 2021

Nerd

Someone that mistakes pop culture for education.

I'm a massive nerd: I like playing D&D, reading ancient Greek poetry, I love theoretical physics, and I'm a big fan of the Lord of the Rings franchise. You know, cause D&D and LOTR movies are in the same set as literature and science...

by an_italian2 November 20, 2021