Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?

Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Perc master

A fucking legend

Perc master:" hello again kind sir, heres a blunt for you my perc son"
Jake:" OH MA GOODNESS I LOVE YOU PERC MASTER "
perc master:" Anytime "

by Wyan wholohan🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 August 18, 2023

Masterful Marvin

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet, he usually wears glasses and has the best sigma jawline.

“Hey did you see masterful Marvin?”
“Yeah he’s handsome and nice, I wish he saw me 😠

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Master

A Master is a man that wants to own, control, and use his partner as his personal domestic and sex slave. A Master will often have full 27/7 control over all part of their slaves life and will have the freedom to discipline and punish his slave, however this control and power is exchanged and given to the Master freely by their slave.

I love it when my Master controls me, it gives me things to aim for and achieve in life.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

yap master

A yap master is a nickname designated to a person with tendencies to keep on "Yapping" with no sight in the near future.

"Ong Oliver has been talking for 10 minutes now" "I know he is dead ass the yap master"

by Zito02 September 27, 2023

Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023

Master Race

The white race.

Person 1: Has any particular race contributed more to the progress and advancement of human society?
Person 2: Duh! The master race.
Person 1: Oh yeah, White's right.
Person 2: That's mighty white of you.

by LeftsNotRight April 25, 2024