something that starts with d and is very long

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by MS. MUSHROOMS May 23, 2023

Mike Cox long

Mike Cox long is a doctor who found a cure for cancer but was killed

Mike Cox long helped find a cure for cancer

by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021

Pulling a halah long

(Adjective)Committing an act of necrophilia-
Fucking a corpse or finding attraction towards dead people or bodies.

"The queens dead? Oh, wowie, sorry but I might just have to pull a halah long I guess.
They're dead, they don't care."

"Oh shit, dude, Harleys pulling a halah long!"

by Bryantterms February 6, 2024

Les Long

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.

He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.

by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

Long

(of stocks, bonds, or other investments) bought ahead, expecting a future rise in price.

In fact, here is an example sentence using "long" in its investment meaning:
"The investor bought long a stock in hopes that the price of the stock would increase in the coming months."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025