Lady Santa Syndrome

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.

That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015

Lady Bugs

It’s like butterflies but in your uterus. The equivalent of a girl getting a boner.

The feeling you get when you’re horny and looking at the love of your life..

She gives me lady bugs.

by Sunflower3192 March 5, 2021

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

Lady nuggets

When a women pulls a tampon out and their partner eats it.

Person 1: Have you tried lady nuggets?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Always a highlight of my friday nights.

by chuckycheesethescarryguy April 18, 2023

Questionable Ladies

A pair of women who are highly suspected of being lesbian.

Bobby: Check out those two chicks sitting by the fountain.

Paco: You mean the ones that look like they are fresh from the softball field, wearing the work boots with the mullets?

Bobby: Yep...those are some questionable ladies.

Paco: Sí...questionable ladies.

by tendertootheboot July 22, 2011

Old but young lady

People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people

this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady

by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022

Lady Liza Grimm

Lady Liza is an amazing author who wrote the Talus books :D it was her birthday recently so go wish her a late birthday

Did you read Talus?
No who wrote it
It's from Lady Liza Grimm!!

by mettitatze November 21, 2021