whatever jake

Often used as In plural, signaling people that it does not matter whatever they’re saying is it relevant, The name Jake is used as format to show it’s not specifically towards them but towards the topic.

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Yea yea whatever jake

by Jjaakkeeeee November 9, 2020

jake

Often an obese male, loves to eat junk food and often cocky

Jake loves to eat McDonalds

by ObeseMale123 December 16, 2017

Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.

Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

Jaked

To totally fuck up or damage a body part.

I jaked my back lifting that heavy box last night.

by banger January 20, 2021

Jake

An asshole who smokes and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He has brown possibly curly hair and thinks he is tough. He is a f-boy. He gets with girls for nudes.

Hey look it’s Jake *avoids him*

by I’d frick a creeper October 26, 2019

Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024