Skip to main content

hat

a hat. it means nothing but a hat.
MacDonald: “it means ‘fucked up.’”
anyone with a brain: it’s a hat. it literally just a hat.
by anonymous November 5, 2021
mugGet the hatmug.
Inside of Bucky Amory's sparkly hat, there is a smaller, more sparkly hat permanently glued to his head.
Bucky, lifting his hat to reveal a Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hat: Does this answer your question?
Future:

Future: I didn't ask a question...
by frogthemangoguardian November 8, 2021
mugGet the Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hatmug.

Sack Hat

A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo

-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.

-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
by LaGarrius July 8, 2010
mugGet the Sack Hatmug.

Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom
Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.
by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021
mugGet the Wear a hatmug.

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
by TopHatBill May 26, 2022
mugGet the Top Hat Tattoomug.

cappy hat

i gave the cat its favourite treats so it was a cappy hat.
by 0-0 0-0 December 14, 2021
mugGet the cappy hatmug.

Hat

A thing worn by a whore or a big ol hunky country man.
#1 wow thats a whore shes got a hat.
#2 WOW THAT GUY IS HOT HES SO COUNTRY
by I AM CHECK NORRIS December 23, 2022
mugGet the Hatmug.

Share this definition