Horse Girl

A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad”. Overly sensitive like a bitch. Wakes up at 7AM sharp like a psychopath, which coincides with her preference of Orange Sumol.

That Ines Duarte is the antithesis of a Horse Girl.

by ThatOneGuy505 April 17, 2024

Horse

A Hollywood cow

“I’m riding my horse!”

by Your friendly neighborhood din August 1, 2023

Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.

Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the discord message in the end.

by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020

strung like a horse

Large penis

He’s strung like a horse

by anonymous January 8, 2021

quick horse

A form of beastiality that uses race horses for a quicky.

Oh man i went dow to the stables last night and javiers racer game me a nice quick horse

by Itsyaboiskinnypenisyeeee May 8, 2018

horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025