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fan

1. I suck massive dick.
2. I'm a dick.
3. My name is Dick.
4. My dick got stuck in the fan.
by callus bean June 13, 2022
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Fan-fuxtion

Fan-fuxtion: fan-fiction clearly authored to fulfil the writer's need for a "fix" of their own particular sexual fetishes, e.g.: "Twilight", "50 Shades of Grey"..
"No, I don't want to read your fan-fuxtion about Kirk & Spock being feathered dinosaurian lovers in a paralell universe filled with anthro-furries"
by pjmaybe November 30, 2020
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Bristol city fan

A Bristol city fan is a person who doesn’t have a brain the opposite of a Bristol city fan is a smart person.
He is a Bristol city fan because he can’t read.
by BristolroversUTG April 27, 2024
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#1 Kuzusouda Fan

Otherwise known as Vic or ultgangster on Discord, the #1 Kuzusouda Fan is the biggest shipper of Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu and Kazuichi Souda to ever exist.
“Vic really likes Kuzusouda.”

I know, right? They’re literally the #1 Kuzusouda Fan.”
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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Phyll Fan

Obviously an orangutang they have 78 fingers. Also aggressive
Omg it’s a wild phyll fan don’t get evicted by the fingers
by Andrew locongie December 29, 2020
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SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you smear SHIT all over your body and especially YOUR FANNY.
Standing in front of the fan.as when the SHIT HITS THE FAN. you are in ecstasy especially by the feel of the DRYING EFFECT of SHIT and the aromatic SHIT FUMES.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021
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the shit has hit the fan

1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.

2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:
And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan
by darkpowrjd January 31, 2023
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