He is the sexiest beast the best player at rust and has a massive shlong. nothing is wrong with him and he is so cool his massive arms can destroy anything even the girls he beats sam is a yute and ill bang him out (RHYS IS FAT AND MATAS TOO)
by D2TRAPPYONROAD January 08, 2021
by Dylan_g January 31, 2025
his curly hair is bigger than his whole body and he has skinny little girl legs but they’re hairy. he likes staring at people creepily and is weirdly good at art. def gives bottom energy and looks like a stoner freak. His snake bite piercings make it look like he’s always drooling. He gets in peoples faces and makes scary faces at people. he’s a whole ass jump-scare. He has a Minecraft world dedicated to his ex girlfriend filled with cats. He wears really long basketball shorts and enjoys games from the mf 1930’s. He has a really hot sister so he’s def the ugly sibling. secretly listens to Billie Eillish in his free time. he wants to die on a rollercoaster. and he shakes and shivers when he smokes. works at mexican restaurants.
Dylan Green has a mommy kink
by subtrainer359 June 02, 2022
A wee Fanny.
by XxBlackoutsX April 22, 2017
Dylan needham is a pagan
by Adolf mofohitla April 20, 2020
by The Person Who only speaks fax June 13, 2021
Giver of all things (art)
Lover of the things he gives (also art)
Giving love to his art and hoping for more love (hm. Still art?)
He loves being confused, just so as he can be right. (what?)
And then he confuses again by being so right (that's a bit cocky)
He never is cocky, only the best can allow themselves to be cocky (OK...)
Not saying dylan's the best. But the best Dylan is.
Lover of the things he gives (also art)
Giving love to his art and hoping for more love (hm. Still art?)
He loves being confused, just so as he can be right. (what?)
And then he confuses again by being so right (that's a bit cocky)
He never is cocky, only the best can allow themselves to be cocky (OK...)
Not saying dylan's the best. But the best Dylan is.
by Don't worry, my names Eric November 22, 2021