Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
by 3_scaped November 20, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Really sweet, but probably has anger issues. This guy has many talents but doesn't realise how cool they are.
by hottie1256 March 25, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.
girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a very smart funny and caring guy
Who likes being around others!
He will always know how to make you laugh even if you are in deppreso mode...
He is very dumb but in a funny way
And he has very good looking hair
He is more like a leader then a follower!!
He is very sweet and is very caring
But dont take advantage of that or he will ditch you
Who likes being around others!
He will always know how to make you laugh even if you are in deppreso mode...
He is very dumb but in a funny way
And he has very good looking hair
He is more like a leader then a follower!!
He is very sweet and is very caring
But dont take advantage of that or he will ditch you
by Dora.the.explorer November 23, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Marlene and dylan are the best couple to ever exist. Everyone wants to be them and can’t wait to be like them. No one can break them up fr, and also Marlene is Dylan’s thicc queen.
Person 1: I’m so jealous of those 2 other there, do you see them?
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
by Youwannabelikemarleneanddylan December 23, 2022
Get the Marlene and dylanmug. by LargePenisLover February 29, 2020
Get the Dylanmug.