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Lava Donkey

(n) big booty girl who enjoys bukkake
Tracy had a 10 person bukkake orgy. She’s a true Lava Donkey
by LCFIT February 7, 2019
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Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham
I have Donkey phlegm
by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018
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donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek
urr look it da ugly donkey donker
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Slaying donkeys on tinder

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks
Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder
by King2103 October 4, 2018
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Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 9, 2018
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Reverse donkey shitter

The act of inserting a funnel into a female/males rectum and defecating through the funnel and the other person shits it out
Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 May 30, 2018
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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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