cunt lick

one who is extremely annoying and disgusting. one who has exceeded the norms for being a douche bag. used to insult f-tards while not technically cursing, yet still being vulgar enough to offend.

1.the assistant principals at plant city high school are such cunt licks!!! i am so glad not to be there anymore

2. dude, your sister is such a cunt lick

3. holy F@%K , could you be anymore of a cunt lick?

4. mother flip, that turner the ap is such a cunt lick. why couldn't she just get cancer?

by michele mania January 30, 2008

cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.

Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it

by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007

Smellen Cunt

A hilarious parody of the name of the actress helen hunt

I fuckin hate that show mad about you, its got smellen cunt in it

by Sweat1 January 1, 2009

Watery Cunt

A person who is easily offended by wind ups and jokes, thinking they are being picked on or others are mean to them. This often results in a huff or cry.
They can also be excessively nice to others, this may seem false, especially if done to acquaintances.

Oh God Vicki stop whinging about what Crystal said, it was a joke. You are being a watery cunt.
OR
Why is Lucy being so nice to me, I hardly know her. I have no idea Nina, she is such a watery cunt.

by MM - it's not for everyone August 12, 2015

Cunt Diver

This is a male who has a large cock and can go deep into the pussy hole. Most men can't go this far since they have a little penis. Cunt Divers can make a women scream and can cause them to pass out in some cases. Also Cunt Divers can make a pussy squirt half way acroos a room. Cunt Divers have to be carefull so they don't cause internal bleeding to some poor bitch.

Did you see how Sara was walking this morning? A Cunt Diver must of got ahold of her last night.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

cunt stuffer

A person with a large penis.

I slept with Mike last night, he's such a cunt stuffer!

by xTrollz March 11, 2011

cunt stunt

-when a woman attempts to get carnal with a man but her progress is interrupted by an uninvited third party

-equivalent to a cock block

I could tell James wanted to fuck until Susie came along and initiated a cunt stunt.

by thepulloutking May 27, 2010