Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration. Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.

Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.

Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.

by Not Mat October 19, 2012

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isrrael de - leon gomez

sum nigga from da hood, catch my drift lil jit

bruh, isrrael de - leon gomez, really wylin. mans rocked blood out w/ a shlime uppercut

by LILSIXFROMDA6 November 2, 2020

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montgomery de la cruz

A weirdo bully with internalized homophobia who sticks broomsticks up peoples asscracks

Person 1: "Omg stop bullying me emily"
Person 2: "If you knew montgomery de la cruz you wouldn't say that"
Person 1: "Why??"
Person 2: "Has emily ever stuck a broom up your ass?"
Person 1: "No"
Person 2: "there ya go"

by buzzlightyearsasscum May 23, 2021

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Marco-Aguiar-de-Pé

A kid whose ambitions are too high for him, likes to talk to people from kiss-distance, cries when exams do not go well and tries hard to be "cool".

"Shit dewd, isn't that guy with sunglasses Marco-Aguiar-de-Pé?" (8 a.m.)

by The TowMeister January 4, 2005

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don juan de la douche

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.

Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!

by Tsumaranai January 6, 2008

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