bar ilan

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run

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Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now

by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024

Bar b que chicken

Easily executing & scoring on opponents in basketball games & other recreational sports

Once Shaquille O'Neal got the basketball 3 feet from the basketball rim it was Bar b que chicken from that point on.

by King Giant February 24, 2024

Balcony Bar

A bar top table that fits onto standard railings, turning boring balconies into a bar!

We just got a Views 'balcony bar', and it's turned our boring outdoor space into balcony bliss.

by barlover987654321 January 16, 2023

Iron-bar

When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.

Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?

Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.

by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025

Bars

Some nigga speaking fax

Carter“Ayo that’s one fatass bitch”

Owen”Bars”

by chunkynuts420 May 2, 2021

Right now bars

Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.

Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.

by ImStinkyJay February 12, 2023

Bar love

When your madly in love with the bartender…but OUTSIDE the bar would be a different story

I like the bartender but only from behind the bar. I think it’s bar love

by Sunny sizzle January 24, 2023