Bar Texter

Someone that sends angry, irrational, or hurtful texts to family or friends while out drinking at a bar. Often fueled by alcohol, these messages are typically emotional and regrettable once sober.

She is such a Bar Texter I literally don't even respond to her texts until morning.

by yoyomotherfucker March 12, 2025

Bar

Pounds (English Sterling)

Me: Just heard Chelsea are willing to pay 75 million bar for Gareth Bale. Mate: Fucking hell!

by TCoM March 30, 2015

Bar

Bar is to be a lover and at the same time an impressive pussy licker. Bar is not just a word with 3 letters, Bar is personality itself. Is to care about someone you love eventhough shes not want to fuck with you.

He was such a perfect bar yesterday, he was so

. loving and caring after we finished

by Bar lover February 9, 2018

A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.

"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."

by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024

Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make

Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023

techno bar

when the top curve of your headphones falls onto the rim of your hat

"dude, that's a nice techno bar you've got there"

by Epicman501 December 6, 2016

oomph oomph bar

A loud place where a DJ is rocking and the crowd is dancing.

It's Saturday and Sonia is at the oomph oomph bar again.

by Cupcakes182 December 13, 2013