April 28th

Most weird person ever. But you’re still a good person I swear... You’re also ugly also pretty.

Person 1 : Are you born April 28th??
Person 2 : No why?

Person 1 : Well you’re not pretty so you must be only ugly 😏

by Corvette Corvette December 12, 2020

April 13th

National Soldier TF2 day. To commemorate Rick May's death on the same day, it is encouraged to play the Soldier class when you play

Guys it's April 13th, everyone pick Soldier!

by Sigmini December 13, 2020

April 10th

It's the day when the most wonderful human being was born. These people are considered valuable beyond measure.

He was born on April 10th, he must be considered valuable beyond measure.

by Boontjie December 14, 2020

April 30

Today is national bring the old Tik tok back and eat cake to celebrate nothing day!

It’s April 30, you know what that means?
Tik tok is back in business :)

by Bellywelly October 21, 2020

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020

April 2nd

People born on this day hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers

Person 1: "Hey I was born on April 2nd"
Person 2: "Wow cool! You must hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers"
Person 1: "Yep!"

by Artil January 8, 2021