american idiot 

Two Words: George Bush!!!

More people have died since we went to war, than what caused the war in the firsdt place! It's a waste of time , money, and especially: lives, in my opinion.

american idiot by Alicia Notforbush August 30, 2005

Make America Great Again 

A adjective used when someone is lying.

Guy 1: lmao i won the lottery
Guy 2: did you just make america great again?

Make America Great Again by btcmr123 June 14, 2019

england vs. america 

STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING SHOWS. and then saying it's a showtime original series.

seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.

england vs. america: tv shows america has stolen = shameless, skins, the office, american idol (originally pop idol), x-factor, america's got talent, life on mars, etc.

england vs. america by nicole wotherland February 23, 2011

American Football 

See Rugby For Girls

American Football isn't even football, because you hardly use your foot.

American Football by Phantom Definition Writer July 28, 2008

Made in America 

Something that breaks really easily or is very badly made.

Piece of crap, must've been made in America.

Made in America by Magus May 6, 2005

American Football 

An extremely gay sport that gives high school fags a reason to feel "cool" while also comforting them from the fact that they have extremely small dicks. The objective... to be as gay as possible while throwing a leather ball and wearing pads like a pussy. The truth... American football is a slow-paced, piece of shit sport that involves a minimum of 11 vaginas on the field at once.

Football Fag: "Hey, do you think I have a chance at fucking that hot chick from our Calc class?"

Soccer player: "Yeah sure, if your dick was existent and you weren't such a faggot."

Football Fag: "Hey thanks man. I'm a tool because I play American Football."

Soccer player: "Fuck off."

American Football by Futbalzdumb June 11, 2011

American Sarcasm

The use of the 'not' joke. Primarily an American idea, the 'not' joke is American sarcasm at its finest.

The lack of sincerity in sarcasm is usually conveyed through tone of voice, but with Americans and their famed linearity of thought, sarcasm often escapes them. Therefore, to make their statement seem sarcastic, they overtly announce it so, by sharply adding 'not' on the end.

Painfully guilty of 'Don't Explain the Joke.'

Group of people eating a meal:
"Wow, this food tastes great...not!"
"Why did you say 'not'?"
"Kelly over there's a yank. Had to slip in some American Sarcasm so she'd get it."

American Sarcasm by kremlinjoe June 16, 2009