Apple

How tf do you not kno what an apple is u dumbass go to preschool

Guy 1: I'm hungry
Guy 2: Eat an apple
Guy 1: boi no I want a fukin banana

by Hey that's nice January 13, 2019

Apple

1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).

2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products

Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn

Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples

2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad

by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019

Apple juice

Daniel Seavey sings this song when he spilt his juce on his pants

" I spilt my apple juice, my apple juice"

by #wdw2 June 13, 2018

apple yeast

An infection an apple gets after having intercourse.

An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.

O YES, O YES PUT IT IN JONNY! MAKE ME DRIBBLE! Later after intercourse, Jonny

I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.

by Juila13sad June 14, 2018

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

apple black

A western manga written and illistrated my Whyt Manga and distributed in Saturday Am. With 2 volumes of the manga with the 3rd said to be released in 2019

Gerry: Hey have you read Apple Black
Dinna: No you weeb

by Ghetto Professor June 14, 2018

apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!

apple swallows dildo's

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018