wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
by Dlctionarydotcom January 01, 2015
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Razor wank

I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank
by Gjfrhgfnvghhgggggjj November 22, 2018
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focus wank

when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand
person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank
by Percussion97 January 16, 2017
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wank sack

A person who likes to caress the backs of their balls whilst wanking
"My friend told me he use to wank sack"
"Have you had a wank sack?"
by DA_UD December 01, 2021
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volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava
I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday
by Amcgirr February 12, 2025
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wank montage

a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation
reuben: “my husband jack is such a dirty cunt, when he goes on work trips he’ll just send me pics of his from soft to cumsplosion and it’s getting old real quick”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
by zestymcbetsy February 23, 2022
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Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 21, 2021
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