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Twat waffle

by Bongbuster August 17, 2022
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National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House
“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House
by Botboi03 January 19, 2020
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
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Twat waffle

A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy
I pulled down cjs pants only to find a dirty twat waffle
by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018
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Gold waffle

I mean if you put my assignment in a toasting pan thing you'd discover it's a gold waffle
by Unknownwaffle July 9, 2020
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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
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