tree lover

Hannah, the one who loves hugging and kissing trees. Wants to make baby groots with trees.

Amy: whose that girl over there?
Anjali: the one making out with a tree?
Pauline: oh thats just my friend, tree lover
Steffi: gross
Stella: im gonna write a smut on this
Sung: yuh.

by SPECIALKCEREALYOUMMY September 18, 2022

Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time

“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”

by GloryTreeMan April 06, 2022

tree twerkin

The act of twerking on a tree. You can do it with your feet on the tree, or you could just twerk on it. It's a fun thing to do with friends or just by yourself.
Please don't twerk on other people's trees. That is their twerking tree. How would you feel if you looked out the window and saw someone twerking on your tree? It's not nice. Find you own tree and twerk on it. #TreeTwerkin

Person 1: "I posted a picture of me tree twerkin on Instagram and put #TreeTwerkin and got a ton of likes!"
Person 2: "Well duh! Everyone loves tree twerkin!"

by BeastER Person😂😘 April 06, 2016

Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed

I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep

by Rastamouse1 June 15, 2015

Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful

"That game is just a tree simulator"

by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024

Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 04, 2021

Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 15, 2022