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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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Internet

A online site that is crazy for exploring including other people to meet online. Internet is a simple place we're you are able to look up any information that you need to help in your society
by Simpletasks February 16, 2019
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Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.
by brodean3 March 23, 2024
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internet kitties

Cats but on the internet. They can vary from appropriate to nsfw content. Most often found in memes
My grandma just sent me some pictures of internet kitties, but one is hentai...
by FootSmeller420 July 11, 2021
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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
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Internet harpy

A person, usually a woman who solicits for sexual services on the internet, usually over mainstream messaging sites such as Facebook and SnapChat
dern internet harpy again! Third time this month
by Legitaussie 🇦🇺 December 12, 2021
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