by Longer September 10, 2018

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace
by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.
B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that
Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source
Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source
Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025

Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it
by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

When a person makes up a story to act to using text or voice over the Internet.
The people taking part may have different roles in the play.
This roleplay could take place in any suitable game platform as long as it had a chat function. You see a lot of roleplay in ROBLOX games, for example.
The people taking part may have different roles in the play.
This roleplay could take place in any suitable game platform as long as it had a chat function. You see a lot of roleplay in ROBLOX games, for example.
e.g...
Before the roleplay: Actor 1: Let's do a internet roleplay.
Actor 1: James is playing on the field!
Actor 2: Don't worry - he does not deserve attention. He gets enough from his other friends.
Actor 1: Anyway, I am going to see him. I don't really care
Actor 2: Bye...
Actor 2: Guess I am left on my own. I made the wrong choice.
Before the roleplay: Actor 1: Let's do a internet roleplay.
Actor 1: James is playing on the field!
Actor 2: Don't worry - he does not deserve attention. He gets enough from his other friends.
Actor 1: Anyway, I am going to see him. I don't really care
Actor 2: Bye...
Actor 2: Guess I am left on my own. I made the wrong choice.
by danbdefin April 2, 2019

The invention that makes time feel faster but also flat for those born from the Millennial generation (born 1982~1997). Routinely scrolling through social media, working from laptops, and minimal physical changes make many Millennials feel like their days are running in circles. They also don't see many signs that time has passed.
For Millennials, the Internet feels like a double-edged sword—it speeds up time but also makes every day feel the same as the last while scrolling endlessly through social media.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
