Internet

The internet is your life

Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.

by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics

The most famous and influential woman on the internet. Women fear her, Fish love her

Woah, you know /the/ Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics???

by Rah.04 April 2, 2025

oblivious to the internet

Not knowing of popular or growing trends/memes on the internet.

"Johnny is so oblivious to the internet! He doesn't even know what Dat boi is!"

by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2017

The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Dead Internet

Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.

The triple digit viewcount on youtube videos is often a dead giveaway that the content is dead internet.

by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025