French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

French Dip

The act of a man inserting a large Dip of Copenhagen into his lip and then spitting it onto a females vagina covered in Roast Beef.

Marquisha smelled good, she must French Dip.

by Seymour Busch October 31, 2016

French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented

"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"

by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022

French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021