Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”

Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$

by April 05, 2023

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

by Butta Flyy September 02, 2022

dad down

To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.

Bro, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, I'm ready to Dad down...

by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018

nymex dad

no one knows where he at

yo wheres nymex dad

by 12345678wertyufghjvbnm, April 13, 2021

Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 02, 2021

A good dad

Not Thanos

‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’

by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 05, 2019

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022