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Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.
When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.
by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025
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Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.
Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!
by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004
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Gender clown

Is one gender dressing up as another gender, both genders and/or no gender and doing a bad/lazy job at it. They are in the “uncanny valley” of genders. they are delusional people who do crazy things to get attention, like males who wear women’s makeup and still have beards. unattractive nonbinary people who are generally out of shape, unattractive transgender people because their features from their sex overshadow their gender that they desire to be examples (broad shoulders, strong jawlines, 5 o clock shadows on trans-women and wide hips on a trans-man), drag queens are males doing a caricatures of females which is a derogatory way of doing ‘womenface’.

They are called gender clowns because they are scary, ridiculous and funny all at the same time just like clowns.
If you don’t know what gender they are and they look ridiculous they are most likely gender clowns. Caution, they are easily offended, avoid at all cost.
by SomedudeIknew April 17, 2023
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Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023
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clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.
I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!
by G Dano May 20, 2024
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soul clown

The musical group is currently touring throught Arizona.

www.soulclown.net
by Soul Clown Email List Guy January 17, 2005
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