Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.

Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!

by arkumheartless December 22, 2012

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Get the Bounce The Clownmug.

Insane Clown Posse

Two rappers who basically looked at the scary side of gangster rap and decided to amplify it to a more extreme slasher-film sort of level, and, in honoring the tradition of controversial extreme music from their hometown of Detroit, (KISS/Alice Cooper) decided to likewise paint their faces and have an entertaining theatrical show with costumes and so forth, figuring this had not yet been done with a rap group. In doing so, they developed a world wide counter culture movement, and made themselves successful with a 30 year ongoing career, all accomplished in DIY fashion with almost no help from the industry whatsoever. Brilliant business men and two of the hardest working artists in the world. And yet, despite their achievement, they are constantly hated on by butthurt men and women who have never and will never achieve remotely close to that level of success, mainly because they are too busy spending their time telling the internet how juggalos are all allegedly meth heads and how the ICP has no talent, yet they never can seem to explain how two guys who are supposed to be talent-less retards keep managing to be successful selling music, merchandise and concert tickets to people who supposedly don't have the money to buy these items, being unemployed junkies and whatnot ... I'd go on, but I have a busy day tomorrow of working my legit job while listening to ICP and not doing drugs. Whoop whoop!

Juggalo: Whoop whoop ninjas!
Butthurt Virgin: Insane Clown Posse sucks and you're a meth head

Butthurt Virgin's Sister: shut up you unemployed freeloader! When he takes me to the gathering in his RV I want you to find a job and get out of my house!

by CarpenterClown September 25, 2022

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