Watermelon Fucker

a Watermelon Fucker is a dude who well.. Puts a hole in a watermelon and fucks it. These type of people are actually not that common and are mostly used in Packing ( another way for saying Argument ) and just calling someone a name in general.

1: Ewwwwwwww you are such a watermelon fucker
2: No im not!
1: Yes you are!

by Α May 18, 2023

Mother Fucker

Anything that goes on for too long

1. That mother fucker still owes me money.

2. This party is boring as a mother fucker.

by sinkking December 22, 2024

truck fucker

when you're so horny that you will proceed to stick your dick into the exhaust pipe of a semi truck and burn your ramen noodle

my friend was converted into a truck fucker after he got into a truck accident.

by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022

Gorilla Fucker

A person who likes to fuck fat people or fat animals (pisificly gorillas)

Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.

Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

ring fucker

“The act of having sexual actions/contact with someone’s spouse/partner”.

James: “Hunter is a Ring Fucker”.
Micaiah: “What did he do”?
James. “He fucked Calvin’s girlfriend of 3 years”

by Amos/Jjquillen13 August 2, 2020

Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.

They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.

by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016