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Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
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Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
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Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
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retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical
your talkin' stupid like a retard salad
by kalisz June 14, 2010
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Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
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Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.
"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."
by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022
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Grape Salad

A video where a colored male puts grapes into his rectum and releases them after someone ejaculates in his rectal cavity
Wow that grape salad video is so hott
by ohlookagrapesalad May 16, 2022
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