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penis tassel

Decorative tassel hanging from male genitalia. Often used for sexual pleasure.
Michelle bought a penis tassel for her dirty boyfriend.
by tassle lover69 December 1, 2007
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Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.
Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
by Fudbringer January 29, 2014
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sleeper penis

A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected
That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.
by BigDaddyDeac December 22, 2014
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penis tip

The very top of a man's penis. Were the white stuff comes ("cums") out.
When the he ejaculated, sperm came out of his penis tip.
by C.W.H. Mnstr November 2, 2013
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lubricated penis

A willy so wonderful you will always want more. Generally an uncircumcised penis large enough to incite considerable pleasure.
Ow! I wish you had a lubricated penis like Eli. His is amazing.

Rodrigo's penis is great. He has a lubricated penis.
by Beerforthewin November 20, 2015
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Penis Fart

Penis fart is where a man or a woman is about to fart which is a substance that comes out of the man or lady's 'bumhole' it is also a gas substance so to cause a penis fart is by about to fart but you hold the fart is in my clenching your butcheeks and if ends up backfiring
Yo bro wanna see something cool
Yeah sure

*penis fart*
That was sick
I know it's a special skill
by A very smart intellect July 30, 2019
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wills penis

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like
by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020
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