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Tree people

Figment of your imagination until they climb down the tree and place you under arrest
We've got to get home before dark because the tree people are waiting
by Jacked Hammer June 6, 2025
mugGet the Tree peoplemug.

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes
Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts
by Baysejump January 13, 2021
mugGet the Tree squirtsmug.

Blue Tree

To destroy or get rid of a masterpiece because you want to make a quick buck, even if you already were.

Originating from what happened to Blue Tree Phuket water park in Thailand.
Never Blue Tree yourself. Think of your fans and friends and recognize your own legacy.
by Trashmenger February 23, 2025
mugGet the Blue Treemug.

Kayleigh Tree

Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.
Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
by anonymous January 30, 2022
mugGet the Kayleigh Treemug.

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.
Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"
by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021
mugGet the Birch treemug.

CLIMBING TREES

IM CLIMBING SOME TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND TREES. CLIMBING TREES MEANS THAT YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SMOKE THAT SWEET SATIVA TOGETHER.
IM CLIMBING TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND CLIMB TREES.
by GENERAL DALADY January 17, 2019
mugGet the CLIMBING TREESmug.

Tree

A fucking cunt that gives you oxygen for free. Trees like to go to buggery.
by imafuckingpig April 29, 2019
mugGet the Treemug.

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