Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

Mud Monster

when you have so much and that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by ahsdhkskw September 18, 2021

big fat tiddie monster

A very big and fat tiddie monster who is very big and fat.

Damien is a big fat tiddie monster.

by Ur big fat mother October 30, 2021

Monster-May

Monster: Give someone a monster letting them know you are still alive but dead inside

I dont know how to express my emotions cory so happy Monster-May

by Faxxs May 1, 2023

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by goldfishsuck September 18, 2021

toalie monster

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!

by Samboooooo July 12, 2014