Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

peng light

The good white substance for the cats

An addict : I'm catting for some food
Dealer : I can sort u some peng light and chocolate

by BigTrapz April 13, 2020

time light

light that can cause an effect into the past or future.

I was on the porch and time light was used in front of me.

by Kevinw05 September 3, 2022

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

Wax lighting

Wax lighting is a variation of gas lighting but it's done along a long period of time.

"omg Beth's been gas lighting me for years!"

"she's wax lighting you mate"

by Literate Scouser June 2, 2022

Light

Yagami light. That hot sociopath from death note who can literally step on me. If you are a light kinnie please seek professional help

Light let me clean your feet

by KanekisB1tch March 22, 2021