The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.

What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.

by HildaSimp January 5, 2025

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January - December

Ask your crush out!

Cmon boys you got this I believe in you.

January - December
E.g,

P1) will you go out with me?

P2) Oh yes P1 I love you!

by ghyvy December 5, 2020

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January 23

Brookes birthday 🎂 💛🐬

January 23, Party hard 🍻

by Coleslaw 123 January 23, 2021

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January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.

Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*

by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025

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