January

The month we cancel all toxic people to make 2021 a good fresh year

Person 1: Yo it’s January

Person 2: I’m going to go cancel that vegan teacher rq

by mad.dawg December 18, 2020

January 29th

A sweet, loving, gorgeous, beautiful, cute, smart, pretty, adorable queen was born on 29th January. She goes by the name of Narm-dil, when she should be called “mine”.

She’s born on January 29th, that explains why she’s Narm-dil

by NarmdilKaMard February 9, 2025

January 15

National appreciation day!! Show your appreciation to your bestfriend or lover to show them how much you care about them.

Marcus: “Hey John I appreciate you!”

John: “Why say it now?”

Marcus: “ It’s January 15th!!”

by Secret writer January 15, 2022

January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason

“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”

by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021

January 23rd

It’s Opposite Day bc I said it is

“Hey what’s today?”

“It’s January 23rd, meaning it’s Opposite Day.”
“Wait really?-“

“Yea, bc I said it is.”

“Alright.”

by Thebrokencoloredpencilinurvan January 23, 2022

january 23

january 23 is national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day. you have to hangout with your girlfriend on this day.

Hey I miss you, can we hangout?

No

But today is january 23, national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day.

Fine

by wordboggles24 January 23, 2025

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018