get some hairs on it

A blunt instruction aimed at a peer, intended to encourage a more masculine approach to life, or a given situation.

Walter; But I really like her and don't want to mess things up.

Lenny; Fucks sake mate, "Get some hairs on it" and get her back to your place.

by joe7002 March 24, 2009

SOft hair fetish

There are people in this world who get really turned on by the fact the person they’re fucking has really soft hair, it gets them really turned on

I have a soft hair fetish so when u have soft hair it turns me on

by Fetish dude February 17, 2019

Long-Haired Balding

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.

"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."

by DJDuane May 5, 2009

Hungarian Hair Hunter

The legendary creature that is rumored to roam the countryside of Hungary, feasting upon post-pubescent teenage boys.

Here in Hungary, we keep our children in line by telling them the Hungarian Hair Hunter will come and get them.

by AluminumPancake September 10, 2007

hair of dog

A package of pills you can buy at your local gas station that supposed to help hangovers

I bought some hair of the dog

by fatsam November 6, 2003

Curly Haired Fag

A short, stalky, dwarf-like person usually dressed in black (black coat, black shoes, black nail polish, just...black) and being very fond of Russians, lesbians, and Russian lesbians. Known for having strong interests in vampire literature and for the destruction of electronic gaming devices.
Often abbreviated CHF.

"See that gotlik over there?"
"Yeah, looks like a CHF"

"Man! What happened to your playstation controller!?"
"Curly haired fag got to it..."

by Derp! December 14, 2008

my hair's on fire

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.

Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!

by Hair's On Fire December 24, 2007