by The most special special June 26, 2023
Get the Ethan Mytonmug. A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Really gay and loved doing it. But he can’t get any money because he is sitting at home playing video games and getting the d
Ethan is the most bad person
by Skeskirt November 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. The guy Ethan who everyone likes he also has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel’s super athletic and dose not like the gays
by Ethan at your moms house December 6, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day
by Blondy123 May 30, 2020
Get the Ethan Goodwinmug. Ethan is the hottest boy like fr fr, he might be a drug addicted but he’s lit and will get you high. Don’t try to flirt with him because if you do his bitch will come and steal you weave aka me so don’t flirt with him okay yeah bye
by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.