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Adam Salisbury

Adam Salisbury has had in incredible life. Grew up in the United States, with nothing to complain about. Adam was a Missionary for his church, grad of BYU, has built a successful career & is moving forward in life. However, the most significant impact on his life derives from the one and only; Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer & Adam were INSEPARABLE. They were the BEST dynamic duo Utah has ever seen! Everything was going great, he felt on top of the world! However, the week of February 10-14th, Adam Salisbury was invited to a meeting with Ryan from to discuss initiatives going on in 2020. He had a choice that would affect the rest of his life; with 2 paths. Path 1: Take a meeting with Ryan & overcome the data challenges. Ryan listens to Adam, & they find a great solution. He gets promoted, recognized, & is loved by USANA. Jimmer (his best friend ever), congratulates him and their legacy continues to grow & he becomes the happiest man ever! Path 2: Adam declines the meeting, does not solve USANA's BI challenges, & finds out that he does not get recognized by USANA. But worst of all, Jimmer is disappointed in Adam. Jimmer would WANT Adam to take any open opportunity & shoot his shot because that's what Jimmer would do! Jimmer would Adam to take a meeting with Ryan! Adam & Jimmer's friendship fades away after he declines the meeting. Adam has a choice, To take the meeting with Ryan and fulfill his destiny, or decline it and part ways with Jimmer... Forever.
"Adam Salisbury & Jimmer Fredette are both best friends, but become even more powerful friends with Informatica."
by Ogneff23 February 6, 2020
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A very long line of naturally beautiful and thick perfect master race Aryan blue eyes with a few black beauties in there as well.
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Adam

YO ADAM IS SO GAY
Adam: “I’m straight
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Adam Heller

A person who bullies small people. As a punishment he had his eyebrows removed
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Adam

That one guy who loves a girl and knows that he will never get her
Look at that Adam, not even asking his crush out.
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Adam

Adam Loves a girl named Jenessa and wants to marry her . He a good football player and a pretty decent basketball player but not as good as Xavier
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A super hot man, he is very tall and always a coochie attractor.
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