Sam

sam is the kind of guy who is slightly obsessed with video games and forgets that he has responsibilities. he's half taiwanese and slightly oblivious to the world around him but is hilarious and cracks the best jokes because of the amount of time he spends on ifunny. hes that one guy in the group chat who sends a bunch of "daily memes"

"hahaha sam is so funny"

by basictrash January 30, 2018

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fucking sidey mcnidey. copies work and if you see him at odeon, knock that pussy boy out

Fuck sam twice. one with a hat, the other with your index finger

by HYLEKHILL January 30, 2018

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sam muse

A banging babe who goes to PA and should drop out and be a stripper

Dang my grades suck ass I’m just gonna pull a Sam muse

by I’m gonna eat your butt February 7, 2018

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Sam is a guy who is kind and just an amazing person.He became the popular kid over night. Any girl would be extremely lucky to be at least friends with him. Girls fight about him daily . He never knows about his perfections. Until one girl changes the way he views the world . This girl actually cares . Sam often loves to play soccer. He has great grades and never brags to anyone. Sam is the funniest guy to be mentioned. he is special to everyone in his own way.

Is that did you see Jake he looks so Sam today

by Soccercat February 9, 2018

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An irritatingly whipped yute that will not fuck off however many times you tell them to. An absolute simp, get away while you still can. They don't get the message when you tell them you don't like them and keep on trying for 4 hours while you're on facetime to your friends trying to decide what to reply without being too mean.

OMG he's such a Sam, ew, run away, leave while you still can.

by Puchata123 May 6, 2018

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