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Kevin

Kevin pulls teachers by being a straight white cis male (eww gross). He has red ear buds. He is always trying to kill a man named Micah.
Look at Kevin, what a straight white cis male, how revolting.
by blookstan February 8, 2022
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Kevin

A man who overeats fast food and loves skincare
He is such a Kevin.
by karlqxi February 10, 2022
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kevin

kevin is a hippo wit da extra chromy!
kevin: dad i got the male prostitution job!
dad: this is why i shouldn't have pushed ur mother down the stairs.
by gabby is so cool omg February 13, 2022
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by anonymous April 2, 2022
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022
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Kevin

There are 2 Kevins in this world.
The first will steal all your money and run away and not look back. Will pay you .2 dollars an hour for slave labour. Has a secret idea that he will bail his life on.
The second will destroy you at smash bros.
Me: Who are you?????!?!?!?
Kevin: Kevin
by Chungooo April 6, 2022
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That Kid Kevin

A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.
Friend: Who's that guy you're crushing over again?
Girl: oh he's that kid Kevin!
by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022
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