do your ass

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked

The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your ass.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

Get your Shad on

To waste large amounts of time at work by discussing completely mindless, non-work related matters with colleagues. Originally applied when the interruption was unwelcome, but now commonly used for all extended non-work related discussions in the office.

"Do you actually have anything work-related to discuss, or did you just come here to get your Shad on?"
"No, I just came here to get my Shad on."

by Thegabmeister October 14, 2008

flex on your ex

Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.

You are about to flex on your ex with your new bae.

by Dutchess of Chicago August 21, 2017

Clam your tits

To ask someone to keep their egos in check.

Dude: Man i'm looking guuddd today.
Me: Dude, clam your tits, seriously.

by Noel K July 13, 2011

Your Balls Are Beef

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.

Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".

by Seanyo October 18, 2008

shut your fuck

when you stroke out on your keyboard and type "shut your fuck" instead of "shut the fuck up,"

Person A: You look so stupid in that picture! LOL
Person B: Shut your fuck

by kevinlegnard December 13, 2018

hole in your pants

A male ripping a female’s pants and fucking her.

Hey bae, I ‘bout to put a hole in your pants.

by Ghostbustersboi776 May 4, 2018