walking uncyclopedia

a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains

My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.

by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019

Walk

Take a big giant dookey

I just took a a walk

by Samrt person February 25, 2018

Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019

Walking shit

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.

Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit

by kamikazepig December 25, 2017

walk to china

phrase used to indicate a desire for sexual relations

hey nicole, how long do you think it would take to walk to china?

by Sventeen June 21, 2020

The Walking Head

The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.

(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)

James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

Covenantal Walk

Covenantal Walk is a life of submission, obedience, and righteousness under the Lord God Almighty, walking in the fear of the Lord and faith in His promises. It is not a pursuit of human perfection but a commitment to the eternal covenant established by God the Father, Jesus Christ the Son, and the Holy Spirit, the Helper sent to guide believers.

“At its core, Covenantal Walk is a daily renewal of faith, obedience, and trust in God’s promises.”

by CondoneCon February 23, 2025