Fatty Can’t Walk

Fatty Cant Walk, Fatty Cant talk:
A phrase often times used to make fun of an overweight person who is VERY stupid.
Often times used by Middle schoolers.

Person 1. OMG do you see Joshua Bassett over there!? HE IS SO GROSS
Person 2. HAHA, omg! Fatty can’t walk, Fatty Cant Talk!
Joshua Bassett: *Crys*

by JoshuaBassettSucks February 11, 2021

ghost walking

When your body is still sleeping in bed and you are up walking around in a daze knowing that your body, mind, and soul is still asleep in bed.

I am at the dog park but I don’t remembering driving here. I must be ghost walking - DR

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024

P-walking

P-walking : a modified walk of shame. Similar to a normal walk of shame but is done after a night of bashing the person you just end up walking right back to the moment they call you to come back.

Hey have you seen Priscilla?

Yeah actually she's P-walking down strawberry street as we speak.

Oh, headed back to the palms AGAIN! HAHA

by Scrilla Don't Lie September 29, 2021

wealth walk

A wealth walk is a purposeful, one-on-one walking meeting designed for the intentional exchange of knowledge, ideas, and opportunities. It fosters meaningful connections by combining movement with conversation, creating a dynamic environment for professional growth and collaboration.

This concept originates from WLTH WLKS, a brand founded in 2024 in Australia by a female entrepreneur to redefine networking for women in business through intentional, movement-based conversations.

Want to go on a wealth walk this weekend and chat about how we can collaborate on our businesses? I have a few ideas I’d love to share with you.

by Eleven Dot Eleven February 14, 2025

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020