Virgin

A slang term used to describe a person who manages their time very poorly; so much so that they become an inconvenience to others; slow, inefficient, indecisive

"Oh you're late again, that is so virgin of you!"

"You move like a virgin!"

by Silly Nilly Goose June 1, 2023

virginity reaper

Sluts who only have sex with virgins who call you mommy

"The virginity reaper has reaped again"

by srahswrld March 7, 2023

Virgin

state of the human being who has not had sexual intercourse

OMG!, look at jp, he will be virgin por life

by Anduwkfbaignahxf March 11, 2023

Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

banana peel virgin

n. someone who either does not slip or has not fucked with a condom on or have only had sex with people who haven't had a circumcision

"Oh, Al's such a banana peel virgin!" said Atlas

by goblin dude June 2, 2024

virgins curse

When you lose your virginity to someone and are then obsessed and think youre in love with them. If you date them you will be obsessed with them but often its not reciprocated if they were not a virgin when you shagged.

I love him so much though! Nah you don't you just got virgins curse

by grumplip June 6, 2024