technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

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California Virgin

someone who hasn’t done butt stuff

Kaitlyn is the biggest california virgin i’ve ever met

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Virginitis

A man that has not yet lost his virginity and is over the age of 15 and still plays fortnite

That man has virginitis

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virgin rainbow

When you do everything sexual (for example: got sucked off, etc) but you didn't actually had any sex.

Kyle: So yesterday Kara sucked me off. It was totally great.
Chad: Dude you and Kara have been together for more than a year and still haven't had sex.
Kyle: Yeah I know, I'm totally getting blue balled.
Chad: It's called a virgin rainbow dude.

by VirginRainbow May 5, 2019

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