by Shan Taylor July 11, 2021
Get the Babybird smokemug. by Sir Alex III November 6, 2023
Get the are on smokemug. When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?
Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.
Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?
Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.
Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?
Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023
Get the Smoke showmug. Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.
by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017
Get the Smoking pine conesmug. by v1be September 28, 2022
Get the smokedmug. To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
Get the Smoke a Cigarettemug. The retarded state an individual gets from using methamphetamine in a long term fashion. The side effects of using crystal meth and staying up to long.
Billy is hiding in his camouflage tent from shadow people thinking the only way to scare them off is to blow his airhorn. Billy is smoked
by Eastbayryder May 25, 2022
Get the Smokedmug.