The GOAT in curling and growing succulents, absolute Sigma male Chad, slays with the ladies. 12 pack abs obviously, and won the Tour de France twice, but disqualified for using a unicycle. the only problem is that he's never had an awkward moment, so he's planning one for the future, just to see what it feels like.
by Definitelynotthomaswinkwink December 13, 2021

Real shitty name, even it's nicknames like Tom aren't that good. It doesn't sound good and it's spelling just pisses me off. If it was actually pronounced Th-omas it would at least be acceptable. It doesn't even mean anything cool, it's just "twin." If your name is Thomas you should change it.
Some guy: Awww, your baby is so cute ma'am!
Some lady: Thanks! His name is Thomas!
Some guy: I am so sorry little guy.
Some lady: Thanks! His name is Thomas!
Some guy: I am so sorry little guy.
by Pokan April 19, 2022

A really attractive man who is decent friends with popular people and is always a sexy beast- as woman myself I would totally do him and his very very attractive friend (often called Blake)
by Sushii36 October 14, 2021

by JinKim October 10, 2017

Oh to have been with Thomas, I certainly wish I had. I knew one, in middle school, I liked him a lot, I even believed I loved him (as much as a middle schooler can love someone). He was charming, sweet, funny, and also a good friend before he became one of the biggest crushes I had ever had. One day I had to move away, and I realized I would never see him again. It devastated me, knowing I wouldn’t get to grow up with him, go to high school with him, and most importantly tell him how much I cared for him. But I never got the chance to, he was my first love, and a memorable person in my life. So now I will say it, and it is silly to hope that Thomas will see this, but in case you do, Thomas, I hope that you are doing well, I hope that you are happy and you are doing great things in life, because you deserve it, and also, I really did want to be with you. I want you to know that as capable as I was at love at such a young age, it all went to you. I never forgot about you, and sometimes I miss what we had, two kids having a good time. But things change, circumstances push people apart, people change. So although you and I are different people now, I will forever hold fond memories of the Thomas I once knew and loved.
Sincerely,
- E.T. <3
Sincerely,
- E.T. <3
by _pcat_ October 28, 2023

The Thomas Special is an action in which the attacker (the person performing this action) proceeds to fart in a bag, walk into Taco Bell and scream slurs and release the bag of fart air. This move makes the attacker banned from any Taco Bell nation-wide, but known as a living legend.
by freakytaperfade420 January 30, 2025

by The man Tommy C October 7, 2018
