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Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".
This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.
by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022
mugGet the Realnessmug.

real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
mugGet the real poomug.

Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
mugGet the Rewards are not realmug.

Real

When something is clearly fictional or fake, you can say real to make a joke
*video of png dinosaurs roaming a png of Los Angeles*

Commenter: real
by abc's and 123's October 9, 2022
mugGet the Realmug.

Painfully Real

A word to describe someone who expresses their feelings about a situation when they are upset.
You are one of the funniest and painfully real people I have ever met.
by she_is_too_real May 26, 2023
mugGet the Painfully Realmug.

Real PGO

A term used by pimps which mean “PIMPING GOIN ON” the termed was famous on the song called “REAL PGO” By Almighty Suspect
Aye bitch this some real PGO”
by Chuncymonky February 19, 2024
mugGet the Real PGOmug.

The real dork

Despite what he says, Max is the real dork here.
by ambrysia November 24, 2019
mugGet the The real dorkmug.

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