The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
Get the Fruit Saladmug. When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.
by 9r9k June 25, 2020
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Measuring the lane of a vector place will put you in debt. The railroad movers lie within the realm of those unaccepted by society; alternatively, calque. Originating when the friend stopped ending in favor of the voiceless postalveolar affricate, protection is no longer top grade. This may fill you with surprise, but toxicity toward current events can in fact measure said events. Events include a segment of swordplay which originates within a frying device which may be expressed through innuendo that stops beginning and loses.
Measuring the lane of a vector place will put you in debt. The railroad movers lie within the realm of those unaccepted by society; alternatively, calque. Originating when the friend stopped ending in favor of the voiceless postalveolar affricate, protection is no longer top grade. This may fill you with surprise, but toxicity toward current events can in fact measure said events. Events include a segment of swordplay which originates within a frying device which may be expressed through innuendo that stops beginning and loses.
Cow food is half an inaccurately named letter- not! A hat made of a stereotypically british drink says "Wow, vision orbs have sound!". Owl noise does not end until the start of a clock sound is removed within a word salad corridor which has not begun to be finished on schedule.
by diggorypip586 May 12, 2022
Get the word saladmug. The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
Get the sober saladmug. A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
by Robin sack October 6, 2017
Get the Puppy saladmug. Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v
by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009
Get the Salad fingermug. by youprobshateme May 8, 2018
Get the Saladmug.