R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

R U OK?

When your mate/family member has seriously injured themselves or is in a lot of pain and is obviously not ok, but you ask anyway wasting precious time that could save a life. Well done.

'Jeffery Falls off Cliff'
Tim "Jeffery R U OK?
".........." said Jeffery

Jeffery died 2 seconds after.

by Millao August 14, 2021

A&R

One of the oldest shortline railroads in the US the Aberdeen and rockfish railroad was formed in 1892 for lumber service around Aberdeen NC and later expanded to rockfish NC and fayetteville NC the railroad interchanges with CSX NS & ACWR and currently has 34 miles of track and uses 5 Locomotives one of them still in service sense the 1950s "the road of personal service"

When is the A&R gonna run so I can see them at Ashley heights NC

by Vtuu March 12, 2021

b r u h

bruh

Are u for real b r u h?!?

by b r u h? November 2, 2020

/r,r,rtj

Tone tag for a really, really, really terrible joke.

Please do not tear their heart open, that's my job /r,r,rtj

by Techno Eggnog June 18, 2023

d r a g o n s

similar to icup it's a forsaken comeback that if reply with a yes the replying persons back will explode breaking their spine then slowly combusting then dieing.

"your momma," said the fool
'hey do you like d r a g o n s fuck tard? says the m a n

" yea..." says the fool
"d r a g o n d e e z n u t z " replies the m a n
spin Xplosions} OH ShIneaqwa NIBBA. compusts and dies

by B i g ';.;m,.;a-`,.;m.m.;';`-a May 30, 2021

R

honey, its just a letter, you really need to go out of your room instead of searching on urban dictionary, the kids haven't seen you for 5 years, pls i miss u.. please?.. speak to me micheal MICHEAL SPEAK TO ME
COME BACK COME BA-

loser (aka you):"hey, want to play fornite bby"
amazing flawless goddess (aka me):"r u stupid"

by Im all secret like oh my god!! May 15, 2019